May 2011
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But I’m the guidance counselor: I should know all of the students here, especially the ones that dress like prostitutes.
May 1st
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Now you’re a superslut like me!
May 1st
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The limit does not exist…. The limit does not exist!
May 1st
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Was I the new queen bee?
May 1st
Okay, I’ve been blog-spamming today. I have the evening to my own, now, so guess what I’m gonna go watch. Hint:
May 1st
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Almost everything makes sense and very little...
I try to keep it realistic.
May 1st
April 2011
68 posts
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Sometimes I'm really tempted to fall into the easy...
but that’s truly not what I want. Some days I’m willing to think that I’m waiting for a prince to come and sweep me away, but I don’t want a Disney trope. I want a relationship that transcends the traditional heterocentric idea of what a relationship should be. Honest-to-goodness, I just want an equal. I don’t want a relationship where someone falls into the male...
Apr 30th
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Obviously, I am afflicted with the best skin on the days that it matters the least. Dear Karma, My deepest apologies for whatever I did. Sincerely, Spencer
Apr 30th
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I was supposed to go over to Jane’s to shoot some stuff for my photography project, but Tori got sick and couldn’t go with, and it was all rainy earlier too, so we called it off. Now it’s sunny and 60 degrees, but I have no way of getting there.
Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
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Tatters
“Thank you, gentlemen. We’ll call if we need you again.” They slunk away, and I turned back to the body. My body. It was curious and revolting to see it there, amongst the tatters on the ground, mangled as it was. I looked exactly as I had remembered feeling in those last moments; the slow terror that had crept up my face had mixed with the anguish and froze there. “Get a tent over here....
Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
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Apr 29th
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Apr 28th
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anguswilkinson replied to your photo: I think I frequently put too many of my eggs in… Do you play that piano I see in the background? So sorry! I didn’t see this until just now! But yes! …sort of. I haven’t had a teacher for about a year now, but I played for seven years before that. I’m just focusing on my flute now. Frankly, I like one line of music better than...
Apr 28th
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-kotori replied to your post: Oh god I’m laughing so hard right now. irony? Innit?
Apr 27th
Oh god I’m laughing so hard right now.
Apr 27th
I think I’m over you. idgaf
Apr 27th
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Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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calenjames asked: Are you still looking for Zac's EP?
Apr 26th
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I’ve decided that I’m going to make an anthology of all the guest verses that Nicki Minaj does, because they’re invariably better than the actual songs themselves.
Apr 25th
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Anonymous asked: hi you!

I think you're really awesome and I wish I knew you better. I hope you're doing well. I mostly wanted to come by and say that you're pretty great.
Apr 25th
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“Nicola, I want to talk to you about something…. It’s about when I first met you, in Accumula Town.” N and Trainer Character. Shipped them from the start.
Apr 25th
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Sunshine
They took one look at it, and said no. “No, you don’t know him, or no, you weren’t the murderer?” The corpse lay in the hot dirt. A wave of nausea rolled through my gut as the heat and the stench mingled in the air. “No, not the murderer.” “Ah, so you do know the victim.” A glance between them. “Yes.” The most striking thing...
Apr 24th
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WATCHING THE SEASON PREMIERE OF DOCTOR WHO
THIS IS TERRIFYING
Apr 24th
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“Also, I’ll go get the best friends paperwork.”
Apr 23rd
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MY LIFE STORY (HAPPY 200th POST)
Hi! My name is Spencer. This is my life story, by popular demand. (My mother and I, approx. 1995) I had my humble beginnings in the upper-Midewest of the United States of America, born to a certain Stephen and Sandra in the first half of the ’90s. My father is of English and Welsh heritage, and my mother’s family hails from Sicily, Norway, Ireland, and Germany. At the age of five,...
Apr 23rd
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Apr 21st
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So my 200th post is coming up,
and I was planning on doing something special again, like I did for my 100th post. So I guess it boils down to what all of you want to see. Things I could post: That short story I’ve been talking about for a while. Another anthology of pictures of me, like I did last time. Because seriously, I have hundreds of these things lying around on my hard drive. A FAQ post or an Intro post of...
Apr 20th
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I FOLLOW RIVERS IS A SEXY SONG.
IT JUST SOUNDS SO SEXY.
Apr 20th
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Apr 20th
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Anonymous asked: you're pwetty love me
Apr 19th
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Anonymous asked: Shut the fuck up. Lady gaga sucks.
Apr 19th
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troyisred asked: What do you want to be when you grow up?
Apr 19th
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overmikesdeadbody replied to your post: Adele, your voice is beautiful, Citation is emphatically needed here, I have never heard of such an occurrence as the one described above. For Mike: I saw another one on my Dash a few days ago, but it’s too far back to find easily now. Basically, she was saying that she didn’t like working out, and that being fit was stupid. I mean,...
Apr 19th
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Adele, your voice is beautiful,
but gurl. Really. Stop talking trash about skinny people. Stop talking trash about Lady GaGa. Don’t be an M.I.A. Nobody likes that.
Apr 18th
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Apr 17th
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maddiecanfly replied to your photo: Got my hurr did. I like it. I went to see… Because of me, right? Answer: yes. Answer: yes.
Apr 17th
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Apr 17th
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Apr 16th
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anthagio asked: My thoughts exactly!
Apr 16th
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Apr 14th
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troyisred replied to your post: So I went to the dentist today and got the usual… At least you’re not one of those people who have three sets of teeth, and end up getting the third set in your thirties. Personally, I think it would be cool, but with such big roots, it would probably suck. Whoa! That can actually… happen? I had no idea. That would be intense.
Apr 14th
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So I went to the dentist today and got the usual cleaning and stuff, plus x-rays of my teeth. And then the doctor came in, and as she was looking at my x-rays, she stopped and said, “Oh!” Oh god oh god what could possibly be wrong with my teeth. “Wow, I just, uh.” “…uh. What is it?” “Well, let’s just hope you keep taking good care of your...
Apr 13th
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thelostfinch asked: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dark_Angel_(TV_series)
Apr 13th
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Apr 11th
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The Galleon
It’s funny how everything seems sane in the moonlight. ⠇ I stood with the window square in front of me. Showdown. Each of us immovable. I inhaled, and felt the chill travel down each inch of my spine. My toes were nestled in the carpet, safe. But tonight was not time for safe, it was time for free. ⠇ Everything fell into crisp focus as I reached out, Caressed the edge of the screen, ...
Apr 10th
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troyisred asked: Regarding your poem:
I loved it! It was quite fantastically done, I must say.

I feel as if there is a sense of escape, but it's not one of leaving something bad. It's more one of finding something better, something more worthwhile, and taking the risk to go after it. The vulnerability, the curiosity, it gave me chills. I read this, and I thought, "I... I...
Apr 10th