anthagio:

Lady Gaga appeals to misfits and outcasts.

Britney Spears appeals to superficial gays.

Rihanna appeals to the urban crowd.

Ke$ha appears to the party people.

Katy Perry appeals to idiots.

Christina Aguilera appeals to no one.

  

I need help. I can’t stop.

She so LUCKY, shesa star but she crey crey crey in her lone-lee heart thinkin, “if there’s nothin missin in my lyf, whah do dese tears come at nite?”

  

Britney Spears/Fergie - He About To Lose Me/Fergalicious Mashup

Why is this better than the original songs?

Also, the Fergalicious lyrics are even more nonsensical in the context of He About Lose Me, so I just ignore them.

(Source: homelypop)

Things I have thought in the past two days:

  • Mm-mm, Honey B.
  • I want your whiskey mouth all over my blonde South.
  • If I said I want your body now, would you hold it against me?

I need help.

30 Days | 30 Artists - Day Four

→ “Artist” (Performer):

Britney Spears (Honestly, let’s just get this one out of the way.)

→ Favorite song(s):

Toxic, Break the Ice, Freakshow, Circus 

→ Favorite album:

Blackout

→ Favorite lyrics:

Peter, Paul, and Mary.” - 3

→ Seen them live?

What is “live Britney Spears?”

By the way, I seriously recommend the videos for Toxic and Break the Ice, if you haven’t seen them. Toxic is Britney at her peak, and Break the Ice was a really interesting venture into anime while Britney was having her personal problems during the Blackout era.

otkrovenie replied to your post: Femme Fatale Tour: 26 dates

spears > gaga.

I will contest you on that, from the perspective that an artist who writes and co-produces all of her music, writes and co-directs every music video she makes, and didn’t need a big-label debut to become famous is the better artist in terms of musicianship and vision.

Just my opinion.

I won’t deny that I have a lot of Britney Spears in my music library, and don’t get me wrong, she’s recorded some darn catchy songs, but her career has been in the hands of producers like Dr. Luke and Max Martin as well as her management.

vageenadavis replied to your photo:This is for my most recent Photo assignment, where…

you are cute as a button mjfhjfvbhkbjy

Flattery is the way into my pants heart.

 r0yalewithcheese replied to your photo:I finished the back cover today! I’m really happy…

you misspelled sexuality IT IS RUINED

S’okay, I can fix it still. I’ve already spotted a few other things that I want to tweak, especially concerning consistency from the front cover to the back cover. I should be able to fix them by Monday and then turn the whole thing in.

Okay, so I know I scoffed at it before, but this is a different cut of the video that’s actually worth sharing.

I guess I like it. The song’s not great, but Ray Kay can never do wrong when he directs.

  

Britney Spears - “I Wanna Go”

Oh god. This is catchy. I love the whistling in the part before the chorus.

(Source: ashotofhelena)