MY SPEECH TOURNAMENT VIRGINITY, THAT IS. NO ACTUAL VIRGINITIES WERE LOST TODAY.
But now that I have you hooked…
Went to my first speech tournament today. Mind = blown. I went with -kotori, and then we proceeded to lurk and stare at attractive people. And then we saw dontbeanidiotthatshoundstooth and babyjaybird. Lulz were had. broken-pair-of-wings showed up to deliver Lucky Charms to his significant other, which I tried to sneak out of his hands. Then Tori and I snuck upstairs with maddiecanfly to the Oratory finals, where we saw overmikesdeadbody deliver an excellent speech about hipsters and the cultural dangers of self-branding. And then I was acquainted with illustrious and beautiful trooftops.
Afterwards, me and Tori went to GameStop to see if we could get our respective DS woes resolved. None were. But I was practically drooling over Pokemon White the whole time we were there. DO WANT.
Then I did more driving. I went to Burnsville again, and we picked up some stuffs for a new leaf in the dining room table, and then we stopped at Valley Natural and got lost in all of its hipstery organic goodness.
And then there was quiche for dinner. So it was a good day.
DISCLAIMER. SPENCER DOES NOT PROMOTE THE LOSING OF VIRGINITIES. IT IS A DANGEROUS UNSAFE RISKY THING TO DO. YOU WILL GET TEEN PREGNANT AND DIE. THIS HAS BEEN A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT.
