I have literally never wanted to learn any choreography more than the choreography for The Boys. Not even Gaga choreography. It’s that bad.

Sometimes I give myself a look in the mirror and realized I just seduced myself.

But I’m pretty sure I’m only capable of making those faces in a mirror. Hard knock life.

Enough hairspray that your hair creaks when you touch it? Just a day in the life of Spencer.

I would really love some more underwear from H&M.

I guess I’ll add that to the long list of other things I have to take care of today.